I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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