spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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