Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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