i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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