Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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