East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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