Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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