i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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