So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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