Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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