; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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