I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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