We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
