She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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