Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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