Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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