i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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