ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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