Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just found puke in my bra..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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