some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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