I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Your cock deserves a montage
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
