he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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