are you so shy because you have an std?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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