Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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