He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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