Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you didnt know i had herpes?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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