How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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