Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
