North Korea, Best Korea!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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