Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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