ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
