The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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