Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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