Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
