I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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