is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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