how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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