D3 body, D1 cock
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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