Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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