yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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