Sponge bath it is.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
bring money and cleavage
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
please don't ironically join a cult
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