so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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