Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
