I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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