That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She has the best kind of daddy issues
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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