I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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