we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
can u get pink eye on your cock?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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