# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's just like the Real World with babies
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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