If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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