If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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