there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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